Rocco Martone

Leading Man

Jeanne Potter

Leading Lady

Elaine Tuttle

Lead Hick

Bill Zebub

Mental Patient

Johnny Paoline

Baby Butcher / Army Man / Redneck Hick / Middle Eastern / Baby Butcher's Mother

George 'The Slayer' Stiso

Jesus / Zombie Jesus / Crazy Guy / Toilet Paper Mummy

Michael Cucciniello

Ax Murderer

Bill Zebub