Jason Watkins

Christopher Cobbler

Tim Key

Narrator

Vicki Pepperdine

The Policewoman

Alex Macqueen

The VIP

Dominic Coleman

The Tailor

Shazia Nicholls

The Colleague

Rosalind Blessed

The VIP's Secretary

Grace Rowe

The Receptionist

Andrew MacBean

The VIP's Associate

Patrick Myles