Lauren Annetts

Cheryl Williams

Claire Bacon

Slutty the Clown

Richard Bacon

Will Helm

Eve Bamfield

Mia Rosemary

Conor Barry

Narrator (segment: "Cra-Knyar")

Kevin Beacom

Walter

Kurt Boggs

Mail Man Don

John Patrick Brennan

Mad Cowboy

Jarrod Buttery

Police Commissioner

Kaitlyn-Jo Grosso Cocchiola

PK

Einar Darri

Lester

Grant El Gatford

Narrator / Guitar Victim (segment: "Hobo Sewer Slaughter")

Dylan Fawkes

Graeme Eggelton

Lili Thorpe

Linda Myers

Dallas Gossett

Rick

Tony Newton

Vanessa Gudgeon

Jake Bennett

Jamie Greco

Steven Haar

Joe Cash

Matthew J. Kaplan

Liz Schack

Séamus Hanly

John Patrick Brennan