Tim Conway

Vernon Praiseworthy

Al Stellone

Cookie

Ellen Gerstein

Waitress

Will Geer

Choo-Choo Trayne

Frank Sivero

Ernie

Victoria Carroll

Henderson

Sydney Lassick

Mitchell

Eric Weston

Steve

Darrow Igus

Royal

Bob Telford

Policeman

London

Bo (uncredited)

Stuart E. McGowan