Shawn Roberts

Tom O'Bannon

Maya Misaljevic

Grace

Joelle Farrow

Phoebe

Tara Spencer-Nairn

Barb

Michael Therriault

Gill

Kelly Penner

Mike

Samantha Helt

Christine

Marqus Bobesich

Spinhead

Jesse Buck

Bernie

Jimmy Limb

Slackjaw

Marc-André Boulanger

Meat

David James Karkoulas

Loverboy

Glen Michael Grant

The Jackyl (as Glen Grant)

Dee Snider

The Head (voice)

Holly Jade Balmer

Elise

Daniel Turres