Ezio Greggio

Antonio Motel

Dom DeLuise

Dr. Animal Cannibal Pizza

Billy Zane

Jo Dee Foster

Joanna Pacuła

Lily Wine

Charlene Tilton

Jane Wine

Martin Balsam

Det. Martin Balsam

Stuart Pankin

Insp. Pete Putrid

John Astin

The Ranger

Phyllis Diller

Old Secretary

Bubba Smith

Olaf

Larry Storch

Sergeant

Rip Taylor

Mr. Laurel

Shelley Winters

Mrs. Motel (The Mother)

Henry Silva

Police Chief

John Landis

FBI Agent

Ezio Greggio