Scott Merriman

Hank Danger

Liz Merriman

Elsie Coli

Joshua Courtade

Graham Kansas

Kristy Eason

Naginata the Vampire Queen

Terrance Merriman

Dr. Edmund Coli

Kyle Chamberlin

Thud

Rachel Clare Higgins

Queen Minerva

Jennie Balberde

Phaedra

Robert William Ford

Narrator

Chris Gualtieri

Art Vogler

Evan Koons

Male Prisoner

Diane Kowalski

Jungle Harpy

Heather Kodra

Warrior Woman

Catherine Courtade

Blonde Girl

Joshua Courtade