Joe Piscopo

Steven R. Bannister

Cyclops / Steve the attendant

Steven Lambert

George Wallace

Oprah Winfrey

Keenen Ivory Wayans

Ray the Boxer

Sam Butera

Sam Butera

John Matuszak

Self

Jay Thomas

Announcer

India Allen

Cynthia Brimhall

Roxanne Kernohan

Peggy Kubena

Pam Matteson

Madonna

Tom Harmon

Tom Harmon

Kimberly Driscoll

Girl on Joe's Harley

David Grossman

Rocco Urbisci