Mark Saturno

David Sleet

Steven Zachary Parker

Narrator

Scott Rowe

Scantily-Clad Old-Timer

Reiko Guerin

Gangsta Lady

Eddie Morrison

Police Officer

Shabana Azeez

Shop Woman #1

Emma Bargery

Shop Woman #2

Louise McCabe

Beaked Lady

Kate Bonney

Simone

Hjálmar Marteinsson

Snazzy Gorilla

Kelly Joy McNamara

Panda

Tom Cornwall

Stressed Out Man

Rick Mills

Evil Guy

Tom Cornwall