Adrian Edmondson

Dick

Dawn French

George

Peter Richardson

Julian

Jennifer Saunders

Anne

Daniel Peacock

Toby Thurlow

Robbie Coltrane

Gypsy/Shopkeeper

Ronald Allen

Uncle Quentin

Raymond Francis

Police Inspector

Sandra Dorne

Aunt Fanny

Nosher Powell

Fingers

Ron Tarr

Dirty Dick

Bimbo

Timmy

Barney Sharp

Policeman

Bob Spiers