Keith Allen

Gino

Robbie Coltrane

Max

Adrian Edmondson

Gordon/Bill

Dawn French

Fiona/Frances

Rik Mayall

Tim

Daniel Peacock

Postman

Peter Richardson

Milk Policeman

Jennifer Saunders

Angie

Arnold Brown

Shopkeeper

Neil Cunningham

Dave Hallihand

Serena Evans

Carol

Lionel Jeffries

Taxi Driver

Michael White

Cab Fare

Lanah P

Self (as Al Pillay)

Bob Spiers