Nigel Planer

Aldo Vini

Tim McInnerny

Mig

Alexei Sayle

Mog

Dawn French

Francesca

Jennifer Saunders

Maria

Peter Richardson

Waiter/Shopkeeper

Keith Allen

Mason/Gondolier

Steven O'Donnell

Bertoli

Nosher Powell

Corelli

Jimmy Fagg

Newsvendor

Stephanie Ansell

Ladykiller

Peter Richardson