Keith Allen

Roy Brush

Peter Richardson

Kevin

Antony Sher

Scum Editor

Chris Hargreaves

Leslie

Nigel Planer

Club Chairman/Waiter

Paul Moriarty

Club Manager

Simon McBurney

Mick

Sara Stockbridge

Janet

Robert Carwithen

Terry

Phil Cornwell

Jimmy Twizzle/Wiggy

William Armstrong

Sports Presenter

Sandra Voe

Roy's Mother

Martha Ross

Leslie's Mother

Mark Caven

Dick Wibbly

David Cardy

Trevor Moulton

Keith Allen

Peter Richardson