Peter Capaldi

John

Jennifer Saunders

Jane/Margory

Kevin Allen

Raymond

Miranda Richardson

Stella/Elsbeth

Peter Richardson

Clive

Robbie Coltrane

Barrister

Nigel Planer

Transvestite

Steven O'Donnell

Celestina

Kathy Burke

Waitress

Gary Beadle

Handsome Man

Thomas Arklie

Fantasy Man

Tim Raynham

Sophisticated Man

Robbie Stevens

Sophisticated Man

Patrick Doyle

Singer at Piano

Alan Thompson-Jones

Judge

Robbie Coltrane