Adrian Edmondson

Dick

Dawn French

George

Peter Richardson

Julian

Jennifer Saunders

Anne

Robbie Coltrane

Landlady/Gypsy

Stephen Mangan

Constable

Rik Mayall

Mr. McVitty

Nigel Planer

Barmaid/Inspector

Daniel Peacock

Toby Thurlow

Phil Cornwell

Rooky

Felix Dexter

Mr. Chendri

Stephen Marcus

Dirty Douglas

Joshua Lindon-Emms

Young Julian

Solly Bowyer

Young Dick

Ella Craft-Stanley

Young George

Peter Richardson