Gilda Radner

Gloria Link

Bob Newhart

President Manfred Link

Madeline Kahn

Mrs. Link

Richard Benjamin

Press Secretary Bunthorne

Bob Dishy

Vice President Shockley

Harvey Korman

Ambassador Spender

Austin Pendleton

Dr. Alexander Grade

Rip Torn

General G. E. Dumpston

Fred Willard

Presidential Assistant Feebleman

John Hancock

President Mazai Kulundra

Julius Harris

Ambassador Longo

Roger Bowen

Senator William 'Wild Bill' Hubley

George J. Manos

The Commander

Roger Aaron Brown

Longo's Left Hand Man

Maurice Sherbanee

Arab Delegate

Buck Henry