Thomas Gottschalk

Gunther Schmidt

Billy Dee Williams

Max

Dom DeLuise

Mr. B

Milton Berle

Hotel Clerk

Steve Kanaly

Mr. Goodwyn

Michelle Johnson

Ricki

Richard Moll

Buzz

Morton Downey, Jr.

Taj

James Tolkan

Vince

George Kennedy

John McCready

Tommy Lister Jr.

Cubey

Andre Rosey Brown

Bluto

Peter Lupus

GM Boss

Starr Andreeff

Legs

Branscombe Richmond

Bouncer

Jon Turteltaub