Carter Selinger

Aiden

Melissa Sohrabi

Lina

Alden Doyle

Burnout Caterer

Ina Wang

Convulsing Woman

Tanner Cargo

Sword Guy

Meghan McBain

Susan (voice)

Mark Benton

Mr. Gillespie (voice)

Jill Henderson

Karaoke Employee 1

Lucas Thompson

Karaoke Employee 2

Olenna Hardie

Karaoke Employee 3/Phone Voice

Zack Willms

Butt Bongo Player

Czarina Augustines

Distraught Employee 1

Siobhan Heritage

Distraught Employee 2

Jamie Dovolis

Irate Employee

Hannah Elbaggari

Jacket Enthusiast Employee

Brennan L. Henderson