Jim Mackey

John Q. Cynicle / Amazing Cynicalman

Suzanne Baumann

Lizard Girl

Terence Lee Cover

Antisocialman

Andrea Toth-Salamon

Edie Haskell

Bugsy Davis

Mr. Know-It-All

Pete Trudgeon

Captain Videotape

Sean Bieri

Lone Shark

Megan Laesch

Psycho Woman

Aaron Trudgeon

Professor Quidley

Scott McCloud

Board Man (voice)

Noah McMullen

Spud

Natalie Miller

Ernie

Michael Marcus

Dr. Pweent

Michelangelo Cicerone

Bernie (Acme Temp Guy)

Barb Cramer

Zombie Weatherperson

Matt Feazell