Roger Q. Mason

Taffeta

Pete Ploszek

Abe

Alex Esola

Elmer

Ted Rooney

The President

Charlie Thurston

The Long-Distance Caller

Philippe Bowgen

The Director

Gillian Williams

The First Lady

Natasha Dewhurst

The Patron of the Arts

Mia Ellis

The Best Supporting Actress

Cherie Corinne Rice

The Ferrywoman

Linnea Liu Dakin

The Moderator

Chad Callaghan

The Hunk

Tyler Woehl

The Heartthrob

Lovell Holder