Andrew Lawler

The Protagonist

Wesley Koch

Randy

Jay Anthony

Q

Cole Hester

Tommy / Chef Giordano (voice)

Carlos Rodriguez Sanchez Jr

Luca Giordano

Sebastian Mendick

Thug

Emiliano Mancilla Jr

Goon

Nick Ferro

The Narrator

Josh Ferro

Delivery Driver

Alastair Mansfield

Officer Randall "Pink" Floyd

Colin Glow

Cyclops

Jack Loftus

Paul

Andrew Tran

News Reporter

Nathan Stavneak

Giordano's Employee (voice)

Aaron Menzel

Dinkoism Leader (voice)

Nathan Stavneak

Andrew Lawler