Michael Palin

Tomkinson / Headmaster / TV Introducer / Mr Craffitt

Terry Jones

Mr. Ellis / Bear / Mr. Moodie / Director

Gwen Watford

Mummy

Ian Ogilvy

Grayson

John Wentworth

Chaplain

Sarah Grazebrook

Maid

Chai Lee

Suki

Terence Denville

Man

Jim Franklin