Jon Rudnitsky

Jonathan

Karan Soni

Steve

Cazzie David

Elizabeth

Jason Alexander

Dr. Mendelbaum

Taylor Hill

Rachel

Oliver Cooper

Dusty Hodgins

Seager Tennis

Quentin Fucking Tarantino

Ennis Jackson

Taix Waiter

Alex Morand

Joshua (Never Josh)

Matt Adams

Projectionist "Eddie"

Brooke McCormick

Diner Waitress "Brenda"

Skip Howland

Phillsdorf Tailor

Sunita Mukhi

Steve's Mom

Dr. Slava Shut

Slava

Chris Barry

Phillsdorf Bartender "Louis"

Danny Turkiewicz