John Cleese

Brian

John Barron

Awkward Customer: Mr. Tiger

June Whitfield

Awkward Customer: Mrs. Rabbit

George A. Cooper

Awkward Customer: Mr. Wart-hog

Angharad Rees

Brenda

Robert McBain

Fellow Customer

Gillian Raine

Mrs. Wart-hog

Philip Bond

Narrator

Peter Robinson