Naoto Kanda

Daisuke Yanagi

Alex Buysse

Alex / Ramen Man

Aamuro Kanda

Aamuro / Ebi-Ten

Dave Stordahl

Dave

Kelly Austin

Kelly The Believer

John Williams

The Teacher

Masao Maki

Mr. Money (voice)

Minori Murata

NHK Announcer

Spencer Ingersoll

Narrator / Yanagi Alien Voice

Jordan Toshimi

Mandy

Kai Kanda

Big Brother

Bob Burnsheim

The Butcher

Wanda Kiefat

Cookie Baker

Nathan Nelson

Haircut Guy

Roxanne Stordahl

Foil Hat Lady

Aamuro Kanda

Alex Buysse