James C. Leary

Bill

Kirk Pynchon

Earl

Michael R. Meredith

Guy

Ron Jeremy

Self

Scott Thompson

Col. Wolfgang Vanderheath

Lou Diamond Phillips

Self

Sally Rundgren

Narrator (voice)

Jay Gordon

Jake Stead

Jordan Savage

Jasmine

Kristin Dattilo

Skyler

David Dayan Fisher

Darious Noir

Ashley Schoff

Vonessa

Chay Santini

Alexxxis

Shelley Mack

Rainbow

Valerie Pilonsky

Natasha Slutsky

Tom Hodges