Thomas Cooke

Chef Umm

Nijal Morgan

The Narrator

Irmgard Price

Mother Umm

Austin Pigza

The Client

Hudson Robison

Young Umm

Grace Adrianna

Young Mother Umm

Eleanor Rigby

Herself

Nikolai Gomez Wilkes

Himself

Chris J Sorrentino

John Belushi

Matthew Huff

Dick Sparks

Cassie Jacobs-Pigza

The Client's Mother

Ethan Rodgers

Guy #1

Kenny "Ken Dog" Gold

Guy #2

Kristian Sorensen

Guy #3

Maximillian Wood

Guy #4

Maximillian Wood