Christopher Meloni

Dave Stewie

Nathan Kress

Roland

Amy Sedaris

Principal Hoffman

Alexia Fast

Suzie

Chelah Horsdal

Winnie

Brenna O'Brien

Morgan

Chris Kattan

Sploopers Show Host

Avan Jogia

Champ Sinclair

Paul Dinello

Mr. Tipple

Jordan Becker

Derek

Ted Whittall

The President

Ellie Harvie

Ms. Schoenborn

David Alan Grier

Shelly Bragg

Daran Norris

Announcer

Donnelly Rhodes

Mr. Darkburger

Paul Dinello