Mr. Lawrence

Toot (voice) / Patent Candidate #1

Joe Flood

Corrupt Cop #1

Dan Hutchinson

Corrupt Cop #2

Jeremy Kramer

Man With Hose

Quinn Kitmitto

Hooker #1

Linda Ljoka

Hooker #2

Vance DeGeneres

Police Analyst

Tommy Sledge

Police Chief

Chris Bogart

Toot's Partner

Antoinette Peragine

Toot's Girlfriend

Carlos Alazraqui

Topless Maniac / Cop

Joey Diaz

Informant (voice)

Dan Price

Interviewer (voice)

Martin Olson

Interrogation Cop #1

Robert Porter

Interrogation Cop #2

Mr. Lawrence