Phil Caracas

Jesus Christ

Murielle Varhelyi

Maxine Schreck

Maria Moulton

Mary Magnum

Tim Devries

Father Eustace

Ian Driscoll

Johnny Golgatha

Josh Grace

Dr. Praetorious

Tracy Lance

Gloria Oddbottom

Glen Jones

Father Alban

Mike Funk

Danny Sabbath

Lucky Ron

Blind Jimmy Leper

Johnny Vegas

Self

Jeff Moffet

Santos

Ivan Freud

Narrator

Erica Murton

Maggie

Alex Godin

Father Avellino

Lee Demarbre