David Argue

Brad McBain

Michael Carman

Sir Michael Kent

Mary Coustas

Lisa

Bruce Spence

Sprocket

Brendon Suhr

King

Des Mangan

Hercules / Samson / Machismo / Ursus / Testiculi (voice)

Sally Patience

Labia / Murial / Fanny / Delilah (voice)

Frank Thring

Zeus (voice)

Margaret Pomeranz

Self / Film Critic

Ivan Hutchinson

Self / Film Critic

David Parker