Harry Anderson

Elwood P. Dowd

Leslie Nielsen

Dr. Chumley

Swoosie Kurtz

Veta Simmons

Jonathan Banks

C.J. Lofgren

Jessica Hecht

Miss Ruth Kelly

William Schallert

Judge Gaffney

Lisa Akey

Myrtle Mae Simmons

Robert Wisden

Dr. Sanderson

Lynda Boyd

Mrs. Chumley

Sheila Moore

Mrs. Chauvenet

Sheelah Megill

Miss Tewksbury

Lisa Robin Kelly

Mrs. Greenwalt

Ingrid Tesch

Girl Reporter

Jim O'Heir

Duane Wilson

Brendan Beiser

First Cop

George Schaefer