Jason Mewes

Jay (voice)

Kevin Smith

Silent Bob / Himself (voice)

Eliza Dushku

Lipstick Lesbian (voice)

Tara Strong

Cocknocker / Small Fry the Science Guy (voice)

Jon Lovitz

The Mad Scientist (voice)

Ralph Garman

Dick-Head / Doc Brown (voice)

Neil Gaiman

Albert the Manservant (voice)

Ben Gleib

NewsGroup (voice)

Jennifer Schwalbach Smith

Bluntgirl (voice)

Ray William Johnson

Quick-Stop hipster (voice)

Scott Mosier

The General / Quick-Stop hipster guy (voice)

Ming Chen

Shower Bully 1 (voice)

Bryan Johnson

Shower Bully 2 / Travis the Comic-Hating Bully (voice)

Walt Flanagan

Shower Bully 3 / Giagra Ad Narrator (voice)

Kevin Conroy

The Mayor of Red Bank (voice)

Steve Stark