Derek Brandon

Mickey Matson

Lee Arenberg

Billy Lee

Patrika Darbo

Grams

Francesca Derosa

Sully

Christopher Lloyd

Grandpa Jack

Rick Plummer

Stalwert Priggish III

Ernie Hudson

Ivan Stumpwater

Frank Drank

Jeremiah

Kevin Yon

Buckshot Plindenberg

Greg L. Rogers

Vincent Hoffenboo (as Greg L. Rogers)

Amy McFadden

Mom

Phil Gigante

Dad

Liam Matthews

Commander Webster

Stephen Afendoulis

Lawyer

Abbie Finner

Sassy Bank Girl

Harold Cronk