Asta Paredes

Chrissy

Catherine Corcoran

Lauren

Lloyd Kaufman

Lee Harvey Herzkauf

Zac Amico

Zack

Vito Trigo

Leonardo

Babette Bombshell

Principal Westly

Clay von Carlowitz

Eugene

Tara E. Miller

Rachel Ruysch

Mike Baez

Donatello

Mark Quinnette

Michaelangelo

Josh Potter

Kevin the Duck Monster / Jock

Debbie Rochon

Coach Kotter

Stefan Dezil

Slater

Brenda Rickert

Aunt Bee

Ron Jeremy

God

Lloyd Kaufman