Harry Enfield

Sir Norbert Smith

Melvyn Bragg

Interviewer

Charles Simon

Old Duffer

Stewart Harwood

Mr. Wilkinson

Peter Goodwright

Will Silly

George Raistrick

Melvyn Merry

Renée Asherson

Lady Norbert

Simon Godley

Barney

Charles Pemberton

Policeman

Moray Watson

Sir Donald Stuffy

Josie Lawrence

Ruby Lawrence

John Elmes

Horatio

Felicity Montagu

Cecilia Johanson

David Henry

Harry Crabbe

Gareth Vaughan

Western Mayor

Geoff Posner