Chris Landreth

Charles

John R. Dilworth

Himself

Don McKellar

The Host (voice)

Ron Pardo

The Announcer / Dick Van Dyke (voice)

Patrice Goodman

Yoko Ono (voice)

Ray Landry

William S. Burroughs (voice)

Tony Daniels

James Joyce / H.P. Lovecraft (voice)

Athena Karkanis

The Babysitter (voice)

Dwayne Hill

Salvador Dali (voice)

Chris Landreth