J. Scott Green

Marcel

Masha Sapron

Narrator

Jocasta Bryan

Amy

Joseph DeVito

Jimmy Fangs

Joshua Nelson

Joey the Butcher

Shannon Moore

Annabelle

Melissa Bacelar

Vicky

Gina Ramsden

Cynthia

Steve Gonzalez

The Reaper

Jasi Cotton Lanier

Bloodsucking Nurse

Kelli Barksdale

Stoner on Couch

Kurt Fitzpatrick

Stoner on Couch

Vera Vanguard

Nicky's Psycho Girlfriend

Marc Fratto