Phyllis Diller

Camille Salamander

Jack E. Leonard

Irving / Herman Gonjular (Twins)

Brian Donlevy

George Wellington

Johnny Tillotson

Dodo Bronk

Jayne Mansfield

Junior Wellington

Lauree Berger

Nanette

Jordan Christopher

Frankie

Lou Nelson

The Sihk

Toni Lee Shelley

The Mermaid

Penny Roman

The Secretary

Adam Keefe

Special Voice (voice)

Jeanette Taylor

Treasure Hunter

Linda Harrison

Treasure Hunter

Joseph Cates