Lenny Henry

Josephus the Genie

Alan Cumming

Bernard Bottle

Rowan Atkinson

Charles Pinkworth

John Gabriel

Wizard

Kevin Allen

Kevin

Denis Lill

Frank Kepple

Angela Clarke

Carrie

Janet Henfrey

Miss Purse

Marcia Ashton

Miss Temple

Trevor Laird

PC Parker

Gary Whelan

Officer

Bob Geldof

Himself

Melvyn Bragg

Himself

Trevor McDonald

Newscaster

Gary Lineker

Himself

Paul Weiland