Joan Collins

Sadie Patch

George Cole

Jimmy Carrol

Kenneth More

Pat Plunkett

Robertson Hare

Professor Gibble

Hermione Gingold

Spinster

Walter Fitzgerald

Captain

Hattie Jacques

Mrs. Patch

Felix Felton

Mr. Patch

Lionel Murton

Barman

Anthony Tancred

Smithers

Michael Meacham

Schooner Officer

Peter Sellers

Voice of Parrot

Noel Langley