Griffin Dunne

Bert Uttanzi

Ellen Greene

Annette Uttanzi

Kelly Bishop

Mrs. Aramis

Carey Lowell

Janet Anderson

Kim Flowers

Corazon

Bill Raymond

Humphrey

David Alan Grier

Peter Conklin

Kara Glover

Juliette

Rocco Sisto

Art Strong

Nancy Giles

Martella

Robert LaSardo

Tony

Craig T. Nelson

Peter Aramis

Mark Linn-Baker

Him (voice)

Jarrod Gormick

Bert Jr.

Samuel E. Wright

Paramedic 1

Doris Dörrie