Donald Sinden

Peter Weston

Diana Dors

Vanessa Colebrook

Jeannie Carson

Moira O'Shannon

James Robertson Justice

Sir James Colebrook

Roland Culver

Colonel Geoffrey Weston

Stanley Holloway

The General

Avice Landone

Mrs. Weston

Richard Wattis

Hoskins

Stephen Boyd

Albert O'Shannon

Margaret Rutherford

Prudence Croquet

Frankie Howerd

M.C. at Alligator Rally (uncredited)

Henry Kendall

Valet

Michael Shepley

The Judge

Wilfrid Lawson

Irishman (uncredited)

Ernest Thesiger

Notcher (uncredited)

J. Lee Thompson