Matt James

Crippled MacGuffin

Hanz Dalken

Trampled Boy MacGuffin

Lorelei Fuller

Inanna, Evil Go-Go Dancer

Jason Deas

Ninja

John Sinclair

Radio DJ

Keith Bien

Galileo

Roy L. Jackson Jr.

Bureaucratic Angel

Jerry Morris

Cajun Chef

Severed Hand

Himself

Karl DeMolay

Zombie!

Richard Barron

Alien 1

Geno Napoli

Alien 2

Dale Ashmun

Himself

Ted E. Bear

Himself

Jeanette Hauser

Natalie Asparagus

Karl DeMolay

Mike Lyddon

Will Frank