Jon Cryer

Andrew Morenski / Max Hauser

Keith Coogan

Patrick Morenski

Annabeth Gish

Ryan Campbell

Tim Quill

Kevin O'Roarke

Oliver Cotton

Hit-Man

John Spencer

Bakey

Gretchen Cryer

Lucy Morenski

Anne Pitoniak

Grandma Jennie Morenski

Jack Gilpin

Dr. Gusick

Lou Walker

Ezzard Williams

Joy Behar

Gertrude

Nancy Fish

Mrs. Billings

Ned Eisenberg

Rodriguez

Claude Brooks

Clinton

Marita Geraghty

Janie Rooney

Bob Giraldi