Paget Brewster

Julianne

Neil Barton

Sam Saperstein

Ashley Head

Anomalie

Eric Hoffman

Harvey Hirschberg

Brian Krow

Memento Guy

Darren Keefe Reiher

Johnny Vince

Averill Kessee

Surprise Chocolate Lover

Jeanelle Smith

Heather Picture

Saba Homayoon

Heather (voice)

Jason Mewes

Answering Machine (voice)

Gregory Gifford Giles

Company of Men Guy / Gay Husband / Understanding Husband

Nicolas Read

Unintelligible Cockney Guy #1

Darren Richardson

Unintelligible Cockney Guy #2

Paul Goebel

Crime Boss

Allan Wayne Anderson

Creepy Cowboy

Philip Zlotorynski