Ron White

Liberty King / The Ninja

Brent Bell

Brad Tolan

Rick Rykart

George

Victoria Mann

Carol

Dan McManness

Dan

William R. Johnson

Grady

Guy D. Ross

Jerry (Unit 3)

Jim L. Coomer

Sheriff

Linda Garrison

Shelly

Harding W. Nosser Jr.

Sam

Carol S. Johnson

Kathy

Mike Fanger

Unit 1

James Flippo

'Willie Nelson' Lookalike

Ron Maness

Man in Park

Nick Nixon

Himself

Parvin Tramel