Jackie Gleason

Tough Tony Banks

Carol Channing

Flo Banks

Frankie Avalon

Angie

Fred Clark

Tower Guard

Michael Constantine

Leech

Frank Gorshin

The Man

Peter Lawford

The Senator

Burgess Meredith

The Warden

George Raft

Captain Garbaldo

Cesar Romero

Hechy

Mickey Rooney

George 'Blue Chips' Packard

Groucho Marx

God

Arnold Stang

Harry

Doro Merande

The Mayor

Phil Arnold

Mayor's Husband

Otto Preminger