Hughston Walkinshaw

Simon / Bookstore Patron

Jill Anderson

Gina, Simon's Girlfriend

Frankie Bee

Jorge, Columbian Jewel Thief

Christopher M. Dukes

Gustavo, Columbian Jewel Thief

Lars Erik Madsen

Lars, the Donut Guy

Dick Mueller

Mort, Simon's Father

Scott Kurz

Evan, Simon's Brother

Rene Johnson

Claudette, Simon's Sister

Melissa Jarecke

Myra, Simon's Mother

Robert J. Garfield

Bob, Charismatic Guitar Player

Tim Siragusa

Telemarketing Trainer

Donald Ray Schwartz

Jeweler

Ben Nelson

Himself (Nebraska Governor)

Richard A. Roth

Himself (Douglas County Sheriff)

Allan Abbott

Himself (Dept. of Roads Director)

Dan Mirvish