Jackie Mason

Jackie Goldberg

Antony Del Rio

Mateo

Abby Wathen

Ellie

Paul Fitzgerald

Rayder / Abrahamson / Hasidic Man

Tom Nowicki

Dr. Stevens

Audrey Landers

Nadia

Nathan P. Carey

Derrick the Slayer

Lin Shaye

Violet

James Martin Kelly

Police Captain

Davy Jones

Himself

Pamela Sabaugh

Tammy

Nicholas Viselli

News Anchor

Lorraine Ziff

Assist Ticket Taker

Lesley Ann Machado

News Reporter

Jessica Pacheco

Maria

Steven Moskovic

Rosario Roveto Jr.